SPAMMERS SPAMMING LIKE HELL!

Eh, i think it's time to change our link again. Cause' as usual, spammers banyak lagi..

Seems like our blog  will never stop being a controversy..

Siapa punya psl jua tu?  Aku jua (Joe). Well, at least I admit it..

If aku block diurang arh CBox menyusahkn sja alang2 tukar link..

Hopefully bekurangan jua urg spamming CBox tani..

The new link will be given to you (Ivalice players) in school..

Jangan gtau team lain blog tani, except for Silverines and Fatalis lah.

MSVFC is the one team we can't tell because from where I see, dari sana sja spammers ani dtg (urg2 Year 7).

Tani last year inda jua cemani, beulah brabis..

Macam2 eh.. Palui palui~

Sorry about the previous post.

DEAR FANS,

I'm sorry for my post below as many of your, our fans, are disgusted by it.

It wasn't meant to insult anyone.

It was just a prank for Ivalice players, and i didn't expect you guys would open it..

Once again, I'm sorry..

To prepare you for the future, if you see a ridiculous link, don't click it if you don't wish to see "T90 Spin" or any other materials that falls into the explicit group.

FYI, most of Ivalice's players are dirty-minded. Don't blame us because we were born that way and some got that "gift" as they reached puberty and some were unlucky students of Dibo and myself,Joe whom btw, are the horniest dudes in Yr 8.

But kami kurang horny sudah, since exams are just around the corner and kami inda mau ketulahan. Payah lagi ni SPE and SSSRU ani.

And once more, I'm sorry for that eye-sore. But i think c Amaluddin kesiukan tu, psl sejenis dgn ia.. Bakal sja ia inda tau blog tani yg baru ani..

Check this out!

YAW!

Check this website out..

Rugged brabis stupurnya..

It's blow your mind! Liat banar2.. It's due for release in December..

Here's the link!
"You spin me right round baby, right round!"

Mr. Supercock speaking.

Attention lil' bitches(HAHAHA),

 To all yg kn open house atu, jgn lupa invite2 ivalice.

Mau jua merasa merusakkan rumah kamu...

Rumah ku udah rusak uleh diurang Sapek, Nazri, Nick, Syafiq Adli, FarDon sma c Jul.

Menapau barang ku lagi tu. Aii~

But inda papa, asl datang.. Bukan mcm kamu :P

Hehe, nadawah.. Bh, yg kn open house atu, buat post sini..

Email and password minta arh ku kalau lupa..

Open house ku (Joe)

Date: 25th September 2009 (5th Syawal)

Time: 2pm-9pm (But kamu datang around 3.30 lah and balik manasja but i recommend kamu datang and balik smua sama because krg ada yg inda betamu..)

Address: No 1, Spg 51-36-15, Jln Menglait, Gadong

House description: Atas bukit, Atap maroon, Warna pink..

Tlipun my number, 8903900 kalau sasat..

p/s: Lapas kamu lintas skulah menglait, jalan straight sja.. Jgn masuk ke kanan because jalan kanan atu bukan Spg 51 despite what the label says.

I need a confirmation..

Yo,listen up.

 I know you guys wanted me to have an open house just for Ivalice but the problem is, my parents thinks it's too much work. So I'm thinking of inviting you guys to my overall open house on Friday where lots of my family members and family friends is expected to come.

I can only invite you guys and give you the address if banyak yang datang.. I also suggest you guys all datang at the same time, because if lain2, payah jua tu... Indakn sorang2. Mau jua tarus semua.. So cemana? Ask your parents first..

My open house is 2-9 pulang but what if you guys come at around 3.30? All of you guys.. Then balik at 6. So confirmkn siapa yg dapat dtg..

The reason why I want you to come all at once is because on that day, ramai urg ni. Banyak family friends and family friends.. Karang inda telayan kamu. Kamu jua yg karang malu2 tu.. And if possible, yg datang ani kamu saja.. Jgn sekampung, krg inda ku telayan family kamu..

BAH, CONFIRMKN EH! I DONT CARE CEMANA ASALKN ADA CONFIRMATION!

MSN, SMS, FACEBOOK OR CBOX.. ANTAM SJA TIA! :D

-Joe

mau lawan futsal lapas exam?

cousin ku, kan belawan ia sama team tani. nama team nya stweet. hm, mari ku cerita sedikit, team ani team dari sekulah smsab pulang, urang form 5, usul macam anak indon, apa lagi cousin ku, hitam hantapp. durang last year kalahkan JIS. oh my god, JIS kah? atu gila. handal nyamu bisia ani. kaki bula. tapi durang kalah uleh sekulah sukan. apa?! kalah?! kan lawan team kami. adiih. team kami lagi buruk. tapi kami berusaha mencapai kejayaan! apaan.
durang kan lawan tani di kebajika. futsal. kalau padang, sesiapun tah. abis tani.

-bah sorry. aku post pakai mobile. payah sikit ni. and if kamu mau belawan, buat saja arah cbox. chao.

HAPPY B'DAY MR. ONE MAN SHOW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHALID!

Although he's not in Ivalice, he's still a very close friend of most of us..

He's widely know for his solo runs which is frequently converted into a bad finish :P

He's also known for his LG trademark (kami saja tau apa ertinya :D)

I could go on and on about his bad taste in fashion where he tries to imitate the Jonas Brothers but ends up looking poklen-ish..

Do i need to say more? HAHAHA

Anyway,Happy B'day and Happy Eid to you,bro..

-Your not-gay friends

HAPPY B'DAY MR. HYDRAULICS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK TCH!

#22, you amaze us with your wonderful saves and defending! All the best during this exam year and best of luck in life! As the Outs would say it, Long Life Cheap Foods :D Jangan lupa lanja nanti udah school reopens.. Keep up with the hydraulic actions,matey!

-Your Gay Teammates

Aku pun sedih (Ceramah Imam Joe)

I just wanna say, sayu rasanya kedangaran suara takbir menandakan ketibaan syawal.. bukan kerana tidak mahu syawal tetapi kerana berasa dalam kerugian kerana apabila ramadhan tahun ini, banyak hajat untuk beibadat sepenuhnya tidak kesampaian..

Sudah tah ganjaran berlipat ganda tapi diabai-abaikan. Sedih rasanya. Tapi itulah lumrah hidup di dunia ini, semua ibadat belum mencukupi, kita harus merebut semua peluang.. Jangan berpuas hati dengan amal ibadat ketani masa ani.. Balum cukup tu yo!

10 malam terakhir ramadan sepatutnya mencari Lailatul Qadr.. Bukan Lailatul Kadai!

Tadi, aku bejalan d yayasan, ada ku nampak urg ani, besigup.. Tarang2 melayu, udah d tagur uleh my dad sanggup menukar bangsa dan ugama kerana tidak mahu berpuasa atas alasan hari terakhir puasa..  Cakapnya urg Philippine.. Sepatutnya rebutlah peluang hari terakhir ini, berpuasa sepenuh hati dan membuat perkara yg berkebajikan..

Pada hari raya ani, jangan lupakan amal ibadat (majal, but true :P) Makan mengikut kesanggupan masing2, jangan dipaksa..

Kita beraya bukan kerana duit raya tapi utk mengeratkan tali silaturrahim (Unlike urg dbawah atu, puasa utk duit!) Ingatlah pada yg Maha Esa, walau banyak kek tapak kuda, ingatlah daratan..

Dengan ini, saya akhiri ceramah saya, Imam Joe, dengan sekerat pantun:

Di hari bahagia ini,
Ku susun sepuluh jari,
Memohon ampun kesana kemari,
Sudilah menerima taubat ku ini..

Sekian, Wabillahi Taufik Walhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh..

p/s: I'm testing my malay for SPE. Cana? Ok kh? takut ku fail Malay wah.. Tau tah aku ani urg putih :P..
pp/s: Happy Birthday to gay bro, Khalid!