Showing posts with label IMAM JOE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IMAM JOE. Show all posts

Friday, 27 November 2009

Joe here.

Guys, i would like to apologise for my little outbreak earlier.
I had to do everything i could to persuade you guys to come.
I hope nada yang ke hati ah. Im sorry, guys.
If ada yang retest atu, if mau datang, datang..
If inda mau datang, we understand.
GOODLUCK! and DO YOUR BEST!

The rest atu, datang ah (Majal xD)
HAHAHA bah, atu saja..

And i would like to say Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha!
Siapa minta korban? yang nada retest and inda datang atu lah! :P

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

SPAMMERS SPAMMING LIKE HELL!

Eh, i think it's time to change our link again. Cause' as usual, spammers banyak lagi..
Seems like our blog  will never stop being a controversy..
Siapa punya psl jua tu?  Aku jua (Joe). Well, at least I admit it..
If aku block diurang arh CBox menyusahkn sja alang2 tukar link..
Hopefully bekurangan jua urg spamming CBox tani..
The new link will be given to you (Ivalice players) in school..
Jangan gtau team lain blog tani, except for Silverines and Fatalis lah.
MSVFC is the one team we can't tell because from where I see, dari sana sja spammers ani dtg (urg2 Year 7).
Tani last year inda jua cemani, beulah brabis..
Macam2 eh.. Palui palui~

Monday, 28 September 2009

Sorry about the previous post.

DEAR FANS,
I'm sorry for my post below as many of your, our fans, are disgusted by it.
It wasn't meant to insult anyone.
It was just a prank for Ivalice players, and i didn't expect you guys would open it..
Once again, I'm sorry..

To prepare you for the future, if you see a ridiculous link, don't click it if you don't wish to see "T90 Spin" or any other materials that falls into the explicit group.

FYI, most of Ivalice's players are dirty-minded. Don't blame us because we were born that way and some got that "gift" as they reached puberty and some were unlucky students of Dibo and myself,Joe whom btw, are the horniest dudes in Yr 8.

But kami kurang horny sudah, since exams are just around the corner and kami inda mau ketulahan. Payah lagi ni SPE and SSSRU ani.

And once more, I'm sorry for that eye-sore. But i think c Amaluddin kesiukan tu, psl sejenis dgn ia.. Bakal sja ia inda tau blog tani yg baru ani..

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Aku pun sedih (Ceramah Imam Joe)

I just wanna say, sayu rasanya kedangaran suara takbir menandakan ketibaan syawal.. bukan kerana tidak mahu syawal tetapi kerana berasa dalam kerugian kerana apabila ramadhan tahun ini, banyak hajat untuk beibadat sepenuhnya tidak kesampaian..

Sudah tah ganjaran berlipat ganda tapi diabai-abaikan. Sedih rasanya. Tapi itulah lumrah hidup di dunia ini, semua ibadat belum mencukupi, kita harus merebut semua peluang.. Jangan berpuas hati dengan amal ibadat ketani masa ani.. Balum cukup tu yo!

10 malam terakhir ramadan sepatutnya mencari Lailatul Qadr.. Bukan Lailatul Kadai!

Tadi, aku bejalan d yayasan, ada ku nampak urg ani, besigup.. Tarang2 melayu, udah d tagur uleh my dad sanggup menukar bangsa dan ugama kerana tidak mahu berpuasa atas alasan hari terakhir puasa..  Cakapnya urg Philippine.. Sepatutnya rebutlah peluang hari terakhir ini, berpuasa sepenuh hati dan membuat perkara yg berkebajikan..

Pada hari raya ani, jangan lupakan amal ibadat (majal, but true :P) Makan mengikut kesanggupan masing2, jangan dipaksa..

Kita beraya bukan kerana duit raya tapi utk mengeratkan tali silaturrahim (Unlike urg dbawah atu, puasa utk duit!) Ingatlah pada yg Maha Esa, walau banyak kek tapak kuda, ingatlah daratan..

Dengan ini, saya akhiri ceramah saya, Imam Joe, dengan sekerat pantun:

Di hari bahagia ini,
Ku susun sepuluh jari,
Memohon ampun kesana kemari,
Sudilah menerima taubat ku ini..

Sekian, Wabillahi Taufik Walhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh..

p/s: I'm testing my malay for SPE. Cana? Ok kh? takut ku fail Malay wah.. Tau tah aku ani urg putih :P..
pp/s: Happy Birthday to gay bro, Khalid!