SUFC..

Seems like most of you guys mau lawan SUFC.. Bila kamu free? We still have to confirm with their captain, Zul dulu.. Karang macam the match against LFC Fans where not a single person came.. Drop a message on the CBox stating the date that you guys are free..

Reminder: Isuk lawan Year 7s..

Blackout FC

Announcement:

After months of consideration, Ivalice's 3 captains officially announce the release of Blackout FC from our management effective immediately.. They'll no longer be under Ivalice's management..

-Ivalice

The $2 ah..

About the $2, please bawa ah on Saturday pasal aku kn bali the ball on Sunday.. Please bawa ah.. Kamu jua ckap kamu mau.. The ball ganti2 memigang.. And jangan lupa bwa bju Ivalice on Saturday, kn lawan kanak2 ah..

#99 signing out~

Dzul Bahrin

Announcement:

Dzul from Silverines has stated his wishes to join our side due to undisclosed reasons.. Although not confirmed yet, his arrival to Ivalice will be a great honour as he's famous for his "Blasting" skills. His transfer is still incomplete, but is expected to be completed by the end of this week. Stay tuned for more info..

P/s: Masih ku ingat tu c Dzul memblast arh Year 7 bini2.. Instead of kami minta maaf arh the girl, kmi minta maaf arh kawanya yg HOT!! Talur.. -.-'

Saturday!

On Saturday, ada match against the Year 7s.. 5.30-6.00! Pakai baju Ivalice.. Yang ikut bas atu inda dimestikan but yg balik inda ikut bas, MESTI DATANG! Kalau inda, siap kamu! :D

p/s: Yg kn dating sama GF atu, jangan batah2.. Especially Aisam and Syafiq :P

- Syafiq, Joe & Adib

Afham a.k.a Afnaun

Announcement:

After days of rumours going around, it is now confirmed.. Afham Afnaun is now under Ivalice after being a free agent for god knows how long. He'll be fielded as a striker and his number as well as his assignment to either one of Ivalice's three futsal team will be confirmed at later date. His fitness is guaranteed although his cooperation with the other Ivalice players is under evaluation..

For now, let's celebrate with a bottle of champagne, eh salah, Doa Kesyukuran and Doa Selamat :P

Official Match Ball~

YO!!

What do you guys think of having an official match ball for IVALICE? Untuk training and match.. Ada this one particular ball rugged, baru release.. Harganya $35.. Kalau collection of $2 seorang ok? sama jua semua memakai ni.. Kalau kamu mau jua, apa salahnya bali lagi satu bula.. Satu futsal, satu padang.. Confirmkn mau kh inda by Thursday.. This collection is for Ivalice MS sja.. The pic of the ball can be seen below~

Ada cerita lawak!

Ini cerita hanya cereka semata-mata ah, tidak ada berkaitan dengan yang hidup atau pun yang mati, atau pun, eh!! sapa-sapa ja lah! Kalau kmu pernah dangar, baca sja tia, Bismillahirrahmanhirahim,

Ada ne kisah pasal tiga budak yang berkawan baik ne, namanya buduh, pasal sama otak, lain ne nama durang, macam kita jua bah, ada hari atu, durang tiga ane main bula sama2, yatah time atu kan penalty wah, si pasal ane jadi keeper kan yatah, si otak ane menshoot, kali nya, jauh bah tepelanting bula ah kedalam hutan ah, sama mcm si joe menshoot.. kalinya, si pasal ane masuk ya ke dalam hutan, mncari bula ah, durang buduh sama otak ane duduk lah kan sambil memaloi,

smpai 2 jam udah si pasal ane nda nda pndai kluar2,

si buduh: ui tak! knapa ya ne si pasal nda pndai kluar2 ah, bhapa ya kann?
si otak: eh, ko tnya aku knapakan?? mcm tah ku masuk ke dalam atu sama ia tdi! sorang jua ya!
si buduh: eh, awu ah, buduh ku ah,
si otak: andang jua, mun nama mu catu,
si buduh:bah, bah, lakastah ke balai pulis eh, ingau krang indung nya ah, mmbaie pacah tlinga tu mun mama teriak arh kita nyamuu,

pastu, bjalan tia nah, durang, mnuju ke balai polis, msa bjalan atu, si otak ane makan pisang, udah kn smpai arh pulis atu, ada tia nah ambuk ah, dua tiga ekong mengajakan si otak nah, pasal mkan pisang, si buduh ne biarkn sja tia, pasal buduh kan,

sudah masuk balai atu,

pulis: eh lai, ada apa ne? mau cari sapa ah?
si buduh: eh, awu ah, sapa ku carikan tdi ah?
pulis: ahaha, cali kpala utak mu ah, jgn cari pasal arh balai pulis ane ah!!
si buduh: ohh, aaaaahhhhhhhhh, bru tah ku ingat nah, aku ke sini ane mencari pasal wah! tq eh psal gtau aku,
pulis: eh ane mlampau ne ah, kataku jgn kurang ajar,
si buduh: astah, aku mncari si pasal wah!!
pulis: eh, buduh kali ko ane!!
si buduh: eh, lurus tah bnar tu, andang nama ku buduh nyamuu!!
pulis: eh, bedebah punya budak!! mana otak mu ane kann??
si buduh: otak?? eh, awu ah, si otak ah, ampai2 jua ia diluar ah kna krajakan uleh ambuk ah!!
pulis: eh, mmbari panas ati nee,, mari msuk ikut pnjara!!!

msuk tia nah si buduh ah di panjara, antah smpai ane pun mseh kalii di penjara, si otak antah eh, mun kna krajakn atu, ne nah, akibatnya nah, jdi tarzan tia nah di hutan ah, ahhh, si pasal lagii, rupanya andang sasat tu anak ah, dngar crita kan, si pasal ane smpai udah ke england ne msih menguyung bula, kata urng nya, ia jdi referee udah, nda kmu liat kah?? yng menguyung bula sana sini atu ah, eh, si pasal wah tuu, jdi referee ya udah x ahh,

* aku tau ane inda calii, tpi bgiku cali pulang, at least sdakah kn lah ktawa atu arh kuu, ahaha,

-Amirul #94

eeee. match

ada urang bawa tani belawan ah. urang uic pulang ni. katanya team nya Acai Randy. inda ku tau. urang uic yang dangan tani main, ia referee. ia booking sudah di padang kebajikan. arah futsal B. 7th August. On friday. 4-6pm. jangan nada eh. menyasal karangg.
Bah siapa rasa rasanya karas atu. baik datang. aku lanja pizza siapa datang. siapa nada makan boxnya saja, okay.

-sapekkey13

klau main bula msti ada kasut,
nada kasut nda main,
c joe main slalu lasut,
klau kmi main nda tia lasut...




balas tia

Nah ko farhan, ku balas blik pantun mu ah!!

padi kampung di bukit tinggi,
tiba musim ia dibajak,
melihat si farhan midon sakit gigi,
kami ketawa terbahak-bahak.

buah salak di rumah si haneef,
sirih sekapur dibawa berjala,
tekana swine flu tarus demam,
kalau damam sakit tia kepala!!!

berderak2 sangkutan tali,
bagaikan putus diimpit lumpang,
lumpat-lumpat kami berlari,
bila bula si edward shooting!!

Tandang bula bukan sebarang tandang,
syafiq adli menandang kalah si torres,
kalau si mirul menandang bula,
kan mati kmu tu nyaris-nyaris!!!

buah jering dari jawa,
naik sigai ke atas atap,
kana shoot di mua kmi ktawa,
apatah lgi kalau si joe yng tkana!!

anak brunei menggali cacing,
si alfred bawa ke temburong,
mun bula si syafiq blasting,
nda batah si lukas tu terabang!!

anak dara datuk tinggi,
buat gulai ikan tilan,
si adib capten kami,
jangantah dulu kmu kn lawan!

p/s: hahaha, sapa berani lawan, lawan tia nah!!

-Amirul #94

Balas Pantun~

Hitam Putih Baju Kami,
Warna Merah Logo Kami,
Skills All The Way Slogan Kami,
Kalah Menang Tetap Happy,






By Farhan Amidon =D

Antam Saja Tia~

Ada bula, Ada Kasut;
Ada Team, Ada Urang, Selalu Match Selalu Kalah;
Selalu Kalah Bukan Masalah;
Kalah Manang Bukan Ivalice;
Kegembiraan Baru Ya Ivalice.



p/s: Antam sja tia pantun baru ku atu yo, bh see uuu
Sapakn bls pantun aku tu?

Desperate kan match..

YO GENG!

C Raff PDR texted me a few days ago, ia tanya bila kami free.. Ia kn lawan tani saja2... I suggested main arh MS sja, cemana? mau? Or tunggu lapas kami abis oral ugama? which is masa puasa... aku on eh main masa puasa. Kamu wah krg batal puasa kmu.. I also came across this team punya blog.. The name is Solar United FC. Apparently they trashed Silverines 18-11 a few days ago.. Macam siuk jua diurang ani.. Cemana? Pilih mana satu kamu mau... PDR or SUFC?

P/s: I'll make a poll lagi untuk kamu vote mana satu kamu mau lawan.. And i'll delete the "Favourite Player poll 'cause c Amaluddin memajak nama c Adib ganya ah..

Player In and Out..

Player In:

Afham Abu Bakar (Number yet to be determined)

Player Out:

Mirza (72)

Updated version of the Futsal 5-a-side formation...

Uno:

Adib

Nick TCH

Farhan Midon

Syafiq Adli

Aisam

Arif

Dos:

Syafiq Saini

Roy

Farhan Emo

Nazri

Amirul

Haneef

Tres:

Joe

Syazani

Sanusi

AJ

Nicky

Lukas

Haziq

P/s: This formation nada tukar2 lagi ah.. Semua udah agree, no more complaining...

Adidas Tiro..

I have an announcement to make.. I went to Gills Sport tadi and unfortunately the Tiro jersey is unavailable for purchase of a pack of 20.. Inda cukup.. If bali satu2, harganya $69.90.. Mau kamu? Kalau inda, tunggu saja for a couple of months sampai stock sampai udah... The logo atu pkai logo lama sja... Lagi rugged..

PANTUN JENAKA,

Oh bulan kemana bintang
Atas pucuk kayu ara
Oh tuan kemana hilang
Dalam bilik anak dara

Atas pucuk kayu ara
Lebat daunnya pokoknya rindang
Hilang kedalam bilik nak dara
Cuma meminta rokok sebatang

Ambil segulung rotan saga
Sudah diambil mari diurut
Duduk termenung harimau tua
Melihat kambing mencabut janggut

Sudah diambil mari diurut
Diurut dibawah pokok sena
Melihat kambing mencabut janggut
Gajah pula mengorek telinga

Ambilkan bilah pokok sena
Jadikan lata tempat berhandai
Andaikan gajah korek telinga
Giliran buaya hajat berinai

Jadikan lata tempat berhandai
Terbang sekawan burung belibis
Giliran buaya hajat berinai
Pipit pula membilang tasbih

Ambil sejimpit beras dan bertih
Ditabur penawar merubah nasib
Andaikan pipit membilang tasbih
Tafakur elang membaca ratib

Ditabur penawar merubah nasib
Nasib baik bukan sebarang
Tafakur elang membaca ratib
Melihat sitikus mengasah parang

Janda berhias merambah karang
Sirih kuning disangka serai
Melihat tikus mengasah parang
Datang kucing meminta damai

Sirih kuning disangka serai
Dijemur panas daunnya kering
Melihat kucing meminta damai
Ayam memasak pulut kuning

Elok sungguh bunga kantil
Tumbuh kearah kolam telaga
Elok sungguh berbini sungil
Walaupun marah tersenyum juga

Tumbuh kearah kolam telaga
Telaga mencuci badan yang melekit
Walaupun marah tersenyum juga
Tangan ketam cubitnya sakit

Bunga kantil sunting di Tutong
Bunganya putih dalam cerana
Biarlah sungil hatinya kasih
Cubitnya perih saya terima

Bunganya putih dalam cerana
Dipetik dijual didalam pekan
Sementara cubitan tuan terima
Hatinya jangan tuan lukakan

*just for fun, and to keep this blog updated. =)

-Amirul #94

MASALAH

assalamualaikum geng, apa khabar? klau ada masalah gtau sja aku ahh bh

About the CBox.

Now can those spammers please quit using fake names and insulting our team? Ada tia menyuruh blajar, ada tia ckap goal mcm ambuk.. Sadang2 jua ngucap atu eh, we've heard it all... And psl the blajar thinggy,memang kami blajar kalau inda nada kami masuk MS wang! HAHAHA jealous gitau eh... ironically, when diurang ucap2,ertinya diurang jealous, when diurang jealous means we're better than them.. Don't you think?

p/s: If you guys wanna write arh our CBox, please use real names or at least, link your name to a blog or something just so we can recognise you...

Makluman to Ivalice players

Yo guys, ane saja2 kn gtau yng blog ane bkan brkaitan dngan team gnya. Kamu smua(ivalice sja) buleh post apa saja ne arh blog ah, kalau ada msalah kah, apakah? Pantun pun buleh kmu post ne disini ah.. Kalau kn mmbuat match pun buleh kalii tuu, post sja di sini, psal di Cbox payah wah, kmu(ivalice) tau udah kan paswod untk blog ane kan, klu nda tau, tanya c joe, keyh, peace!

Post by: Amirul #94

Lets settle this once and for all..

As you guys probably know from the Cbox, ramai yg inda puas hati with their current teammates.. I should tell you guys(Ivalice), teammates atu semua sama, kami one team mestilah sefahaman, inda kira handal kh inda smua sama.. Ani kamu complain arh ku tepulang :( Cani saja, if kamu banar2 mau settle this, meet me on Saturday outside of my class masa break.. Wajib datang especially Adib and Syafiq... The conclusion decided is final and to those yg inda datang, kamu kana assign oleh kami 3.. No more complaining! -Joe

Futsal 5-a-side Formation...

Ivalice Uno – Adib (c)

Teo

Arif

Aisam

Adli

Han

Ivalice Dos – Syafiq (c)

Nicky

Haneef

Amirul

Nazri

Royston

Lukas

Ivalice Tres – Joe (c)

Syazani

Alfred

Farhan Amidon

Sanusi Zulkipli

Haziq Hilmy

Mirza Abdullah

Mau main?

Yo gang! You guys mau main sja2 on Sunday or Monday di Harun's? It's $30 per half an hour so kmi split the cost lah.. Alum pulang tantu ni cause' Harun's gym ani selalu mesti awal booking.. panuh brabis! but main arh yg damit dapat jua, ganya too small... For those yg inda tau Harun's ani dimana, it's in bandar arh parking betingkat, tempat banyak kaling sma indon gay ah..

Away jerseys.

1. Adidas Tiro (Preferred by all 3 captains)

2. Adidas Toque
3. Adidas Libero

Can u guys do me a favor and consider picking the best out of all this jerseys? It's for our away kit..

P.S. The adidas Tiro is the same jersey used by the Spanish national team..

It's time for you guys to contribute!

Eh yo! What do you guys think about a collection of 2 dollars each untuk bali 2 bula? Spaya inda payah kmi suruh c zul membawa bulanya slalu.. Bula T90 costs about 18 dollars so 20 of u guys means 40 dollars = 2 balls... Cana? Mau?

Update!

Gila yo! Batah udah inda be-update this blog... The last post was pasal match lawan St. Andrews but diurang inda datang.. A few weeks after that we set up a match against a combination of SM Menglait and SOAS and they also didn't manage to come :P This week we had a 5-a-side match against UIC unfortunately, we lost count of their goals while we had a consolation goal from Haneef.. Handal brabis kali ah! Fatalists atu diam sja :D