PANTUN JENAKA,

Oh bulan kemana bintang
Atas pucuk kayu ara
Oh tuan kemana hilang
Dalam bilik anak dara

Atas pucuk kayu ara
Lebat daunnya pokoknya rindang
Hilang kedalam bilik nak dara
Cuma meminta rokok sebatang

Ambil segulung rotan saga
Sudah diambil mari diurut
Duduk termenung harimau tua
Melihat kambing mencabut janggut

Sudah diambil mari diurut
Diurut dibawah pokok sena
Melihat kambing mencabut janggut
Gajah pula mengorek telinga

Ambilkan bilah pokok sena
Jadikan lata tempat berhandai
Andaikan gajah korek telinga
Giliran buaya hajat berinai

Jadikan lata tempat berhandai
Terbang sekawan burung belibis
Giliran buaya hajat berinai
Pipit pula membilang tasbih

Ambil sejimpit beras dan bertih
Ditabur penawar merubah nasib
Andaikan pipit membilang tasbih
Tafakur elang membaca ratib

Ditabur penawar merubah nasib
Nasib baik bukan sebarang
Tafakur elang membaca ratib
Melihat sitikus mengasah parang

Janda berhias merambah karang
Sirih kuning disangka serai
Melihat tikus mengasah parang
Datang kucing meminta damai

Sirih kuning disangka serai
Dijemur panas daunnya kering
Melihat kucing meminta damai
Ayam memasak pulut kuning

Elok sungguh bunga kantil
Tumbuh kearah kolam telaga
Elok sungguh berbini sungil
Walaupun marah tersenyum juga

Tumbuh kearah kolam telaga
Telaga mencuci badan yang melekit
Walaupun marah tersenyum juga
Tangan ketam cubitnya sakit

Bunga kantil sunting di Tutong
Bunganya putih dalam cerana
Biarlah sungil hatinya kasih
Cubitnya perih saya terima

Bunganya putih dalam cerana
Dipetik dijual didalam pekan
Sementara cubitan tuan terima
Hatinya jangan tuan lukakan

*just for fun, and to keep this blog updated. =)

-Amirul #94

MASALAH

assalamualaikum geng, apa khabar? klau ada masalah gtau sja aku ahh bh

About the CBox.

Now can those spammers please quit using fake names and insulting our team? Ada tia menyuruh blajar, ada tia ckap goal mcm ambuk.. Sadang2 jua ngucap atu eh, we've heard it all... And psl the blajar thinggy,memang kami blajar kalau inda nada kami masuk MS wang! HAHAHA jealous gitau eh... ironically, when diurang ucap2,ertinya diurang jealous, when diurang jealous means we're better than them.. Don't you think?

p/s: If you guys wanna write arh our CBox, please use real names or at least, link your name to a blog or something just so we can recognise you...

Makluman to Ivalice players

Yo guys, ane saja2 kn gtau yng blog ane bkan brkaitan dngan team gnya. Kamu smua(ivalice sja) buleh post apa saja ne arh blog ah, kalau ada msalah kah, apakah? Pantun pun buleh kmu post ne disini ah.. Kalau kn mmbuat match pun buleh kalii tuu, post sja di sini, psal di Cbox payah wah, kmu(ivalice) tau udah kan paswod untk blog ane kan, klu nda tau, tanya c joe, keyh, peace!

Post by: Amirul #94

Lets settle this once and for all..

As you guys probably know from the Cbox, ramai yg inda puas hati with their current teammates.. I should tell you guys(Ivalice), teammates atu semua sama, kami one team mestilah sefahaman, inda kira handal kh inda smua sama.. Ani kamu complain arh ku tepulang :( Cani saja, if kamu banar2 mau settle this, meet me on Saturday outside of my class masa break.. Wajib datang especially Adib and Syafiq... The conclusion decided is final and to those yg inda datang, kamu kana assign oleh kami 3.. No more complaining! -Joe

Futsal 5-a-side Formation...

Ivalice Uno – Adib (c)

Teo

Arif

Aisam

Adli

Han

Ivalice Dos – Syafiq (c)

Nicky

Haneef

Amirul

Nazri

Royston

Lukas

Ivalice Tres – Joe (c)

Syazani

Alfred

Farhan Amidon

Sanusi Zulkipli

Haziq Hilmy

Mirza Abdullah

Mau main?

Yo gang! You guys mau main sja2 on Sunday or Monday di Harun's? It's $30 per half an hour so kmi split the cost lah.. Alum pulang tantu ni cause' Harun's gym ani selalu mesti awal booking.. panuh brabis! but main arh yg damit dapat jua, ganya too small... For those yg inda tau Harun's ani dimana, it's in bandar arh parking betingkat, tempat banyak kaling sma indon gay ah..

Away jerseys.

1. Adidas Tiro (Preferred by all 3 captains)

2. Adidas Toque
3. Adidas Libero

Can u guys do me a favor and consider picking the best out of all this jerseys? It's for our away kit..

P.S. The adidas Tiro is the same jersey used by the Spanish national team..

It's time for you guys to contribute!

Eh yo! What do you guys think about a collection of 2 dollars each untuk bali 2 bula? Spaya inda payah kmi suruh c zul membawa bulanya slalu.. Bula T90 costs about 18 dollars so 20 of u guys means 40 dollars = 2 balls... Cana? Mau?

Update!

Gila yo! Batah udah inda be-update this blog... The last post was pasal match lawan St. Andrews but diurang inda datang.. A few weeks after that we set up a match against a combination of SM Menglait and SOAS and they also didn't manage to come :P This week we had a 5-a-side match against UIC unfortunately, we lost count of their goals while we had a consolation goal from Haneef.. Handal brabis kali ah! Fatalists atu diam sja :D